1 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:11,477 [Behold, in summer, the world is divided into two categories: ] 2 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,916 [..the lucky ones, those with villas, yachts, blonde in bikini,..] 3 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,195 [..who go to the seaside,..] 4 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,312 [..and those who remain in sunny and deserted cities,..] 5 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,233 [..to walk the streets without shade or refreshment,..] 6 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,553 [..the poor people who remain in the city to work.] 7 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,355 [Yes, because on August 15th, in the city, there is always someone working.] 8 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,034 Oh! Give me a hand! 9 00:02:35,880 --> 00:02:37,154 Give me your foot! 10 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,519 - But did you bring the crowbar? - Yes. - Give it to me! 11 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,470 Soon! 12 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,390 You have to give me this! 13 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,276 You are sure that in this villa is there no one? 14 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,353 What, am I stupid? Read the newspaper. What does he say? Laws! 15 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,516 "Very luxurious villa for sale furnished with high quality furniture.. 16 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,830 ..Louis X style, I, 1. 17 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,753 - What, do you play football pools? - no, Luigi. - Who? 18 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,354 Louis XII! 19 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:12,076 "Also for sale paintings, authors, jewels,.. 20 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,880 ..silverware, carpets, shutters... 21 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,798 "Please contact directly.. 22 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,400 ..after mid-August Villa delle Mimosa, Via Cassia 1025. 23 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:27,153 - That "after August" means that before, there was no one here! - Ah! 24 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:37,710 Armando, are you really sure that these are two imbeciles? 25 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,035 > Armando (metallic voice): Only two idiots could believe... 26 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:46,558 ..to that economic notice that he would have suggested to thieves.. 27 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,751 ..such an easy shot,.. 28 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,756 ..but you have to help them to enter the villa. 29 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,155 Okay. 30 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,716 Ciccio, you are magical! You are the King of Burglars! 31 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:11,633 Al Capone in front of you become a chicken thief! 32 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,633 - It's sunny. - Oh. 33 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,751 Quick, let's get to work! 34 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,989 Socks! 35 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,870 Ciccio! Muah! Muah! 36 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,238 - And what are these? - The socks! - Your sister's? - No... 37 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,597 My sister didn't want them from me lend, she was going out with her boyfriend... 38 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,318 I took my grandfather's. 39 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,359 You don't have to throw them away! Do you want to make me fight with my grandfather? 40 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,796 - Let's do without socks, come! < Franco: All right, take off your shoes... 41 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,993 - What are you knocking? - Meanwhile there's no one there, I know! 42 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,079 - Damn! - What is it? 43 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,277 - We would need an open window. - Eh. 44 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,515 Ciccio! 45 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,517 - The window open! - You come! 46 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:12,789 Help me! 47 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,718 Quick, get down! 48 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,832 Frank: Ouch! Ouch! Murderer! 49 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,400 - Ciccio: Let go of my neck! - Wait! 50 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,790 - Franco: Here we are... - Come on! 51 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:33,514 - Ciccio: Wait... - Franco: That's better, well done, always like this! 52 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,794 (CICCIO AND FRANCO SHOUT) 53 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,194 Together: Thank you! 54 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,154 Soon! Soon! 55 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:54,954 Oh! You come! 56 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,154 Once again I followed your advice, Armando. 57 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:00,157 I just hope I don't have to regret it. 58 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:04,553 < Armando: Don't worry, Fred. - It's your last chance to make up for it. 59 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,712 You miscalculated in organizing the landing in Cuba,.. 60 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,953 ..you provided inaccurate data for the construction of the atomic submarine... 61 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,636 < They are things which can happen to anyone. 62 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:19,759 Yes, everyone! But you cost already $500,000 to the Pentagon! 63 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,595 < To err is human. - But persevering is diabolical! 64 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:29,193 Do you know what your flaw is, Armando? You think about women too much. 65 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,875 I'll have to get it serviced the sexual valves! 66 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,509 Armando: We are few now to have them good! 67 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:38,110 The two employees did they start with the real formula? 68 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:42,199 Not yet, obviously. Let's wait to catch the two imbeciles first. 69 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,512 - Are you sure the plan will work? - Sure,.. 70 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,639 ...now you will catch them out, you will threaten them,.. 71 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,758 ..when they have the formula on me, the fake,.. 72 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,952 ..you will throw them into the arms of the Russians. 73 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,555 And you are also safe that the Russians will fall for it? 74 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,270 The Russians will believe who are two astute agents.. 75 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,875 ..who pretend to be imbeciles. 76 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,756 Thus the true formula will reach its destination. 77 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:12,479 But now shut up, annoying. The two are coming. 78 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,480 - Follow them on the video. - On to the video. 79 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:22,039 They passed the electronic barrier. 80 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,837 Now I'm changing the channel. 81 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:30,832 Ciccio, this is not a villa, it's the Bank of Italy! 82 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,237 - Ciccio! - And don't be a fool! 83 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:40,190 You come! 84 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,709 - Ciccio: Look! - So much silverware! 85 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,950 And you didn't want to come, eh! 86 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,114 Franco: Look. 87 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:56,236 - Le-o-nar-do-da-Vin-ci. And who is he? - I don't know. - I don't know! 88 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,717 Let's see if there's anything better. 89 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,559 Ciccio: This, this! 90 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,475 Co-la-Man-cu-so. This must be from Locride,.. 91 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,031 ..has a Sicilian name. Put it in the bag. 92 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:17,073 - What do you think? - Armando: Everything's in order according to pre-established plans. 93 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:19,714 Ciccio: What a shock! 94 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:23,312 - Enough for today, let's go! - $ì. 95 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:24,996 You come! 96 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:30,118 Come on, give it a tug! (METALLIC CHICK) 97 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,200 Bring some, I'm tired. 98 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:42,870 Ah! 99 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,913 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 100 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:12,389 - Stop there! You are trapped! - Ciccio! It went badly for us, let's escape! 101 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,594 Ciccio: Go, go! 102 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,838 Ciccio: Wait a minute! How dare you? 103 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,629 (FRED LAUGHS) 104 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:27,189 There's no point in trying to escape. All exits are blocked. 105 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,600 And my men they have the easy gun. 106 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,713 - And we are very easily afraid. - Shut up! 107 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,590 Allows? I am Count Passalacqua. 108 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,639 I would be interested in buying this villa. How much does it cost? 109 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:43,516 - We can come to an agreement. - Too expensive! - Until we meet again! 110 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:47,073 - Stop! What, do you want to kill us? - No! 111 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:52,269 No, absolutely. I just want to invite you to breakfast. 112 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,199 (CLIMBING OF DISHES) 113 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,878 Please help yourself! 114 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:03,836 - (softly) Let's humor him. - You indulge him, I'll eat. 115 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:11,154 In fact, follow me. We will consume the snack over there, in the study. 116 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:13,556 - What is he, a madman? - Meh! 117 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,358 This is Armando. 118 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,273 My dear, these are our two friends. 119 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:21,599 - Armando: Beautiful big daughter! Bell -- - Fred: Evelyne! 120 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:25,310 - Armando: Beautiful fi -- Beautiful fi -- - Go, otherwise Armando won't work. 121 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:28,279 - Armando: I was analyzing the world map. - I understood it. 122 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,590 Well, introduce yourselves. 123 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,591 Very pleased, Mr. juke-bocsio. My name is Franco. 124 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:39,638 (ARMANDO MAKES CRACKLING SOUNDS) 125 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,999 And I Ciccio. (ARMANDO MAKES CRACKLING SOUNDS) 126 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:46,516 Armando: It means "pleasure". I would like to ask you some questions. 127 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,797 - Armando: Fred, sit them down. - Of course, I apologize... 128 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,632 Guys, sit down. 129 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,954 Ciccio: But.. 130 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,759 ..what do you have to tell us? 131 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,552 < Armando: Let's get to the questions, Mr. Ciccio. 132 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:05,235 Armando: You have to tell me who wrote "The Betrothed". 133 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,880 (CICCIO AND FRANCO LAUGH) 134 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:12,273 - Alessandro Marconi! < Fred, we're on the right track. 135 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,796 < Typical TV presenter culture. 136 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,155 Thank you. 137 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:23,316 < Armando: Mr. Franco, who was the hero of two worlds? 138 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,117 The hero of two worlds was.... 139 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:29,873 - The hero of two worlds was.... - Ga -- Ga -- 140 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,998 - Galileo Galilei! 00:12:36,516 - Gar -- Gar -- Gar -- - Gargarozzo! 00:12:40,116 - Gari -- Gari -- - Garineo Giovannini! 143 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,910 (ARMANDO MAKES INARTICULATED SOUNDS) 144 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,195 Don't get angry, Mr. Rotisserie! Otherwise I'll give him a kick... 145 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:52,877 ..and I make him tilt! < Tilt lets whoever I say do it! 146 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:56,715 And stop it now! Arguing like children! 147 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,071 But, Armando, I marvel at you! You are no longer a counter,.. 148 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,720 ..You've grown up! You are now an electronic brain! 149 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:05,235 - Oh, Armando! - Come on, make peace. 150 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,510 - Evelyne! - Franco: Okay. 151 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,350 To seal the armistice... 152 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,832 ..drink some wine. - Thank you, I don't drink soft drinks. 153 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:28,151 I would gladly drink it, but I have a firefly in my stomach. 154 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,153 - If you don't drink, I'm offended. - He gets offended. 155 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,194 Thank you. 156 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:40,676 Mr. Armando, you would like it a glass of lube? 157 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,798 Armando: If I drink, I don't have fun. 158 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,553 Aah! 159 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,632 (SOB) 160 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:02,239 (FRED LAUGHS) 161 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,113 Very good, Armando. They fell asleep. 162 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,710 Armando: I'm always right, Fred: 163 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:12,033 ..these two have a rate of very limited intelligence,... 164 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,670 ..002. - Per cent? 165 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:21,396 Armando: For a thousand, the long one. The short one: 000.0. 166 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,790 Here's the microfilm we need insert into the filling. 167 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:47,834 Say, Armando, you're sure you have me dictated the false formula, right? 168 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,198 Armando: And you always annoy me the valves. I'm sure, yes. 169 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,470 Oh well... 170 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,069 I'd really like to see the face of the Russians... 171 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,350 ..when they try to realize the formula! 172 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,359 The silverware... 173 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,559 Get the paintings! 174 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,515 Take the Cola Mancuso. 175 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,070 (FRANCO YAWNS) 176 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,155 - Francuzzo! - Huh? 177 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,834 - Francuzzo! - Huh? - We are dressed like prisoners! 178 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:18,754 - Murderers! Let us out! - The guy from the jukebox reported us! 179 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:23,391 - Traitor! - And now we're in jail on bread, water and a plank! 180 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:27,030 - But this plank is soft. - Laundry sheet,.. 181 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:32,035 ..feather pillows! Do you know what I'm telling you? I'm not leaving this prison! 182 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,315 Me neither! 183 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,351 Come on, eat quickly and then undress! 184 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,273 - I'd love that. - Wait! - Quick, undress! 185 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,477 Sorry, why do we have to undress? 186 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,790 < Fred: You don't want to leave in your pajamas? 187 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,917 (FRED LAUGHS) 188 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,360 - Leave? Do we have to move out? - Already. 189 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:56,512 - And where do you translate for us? - How do you translate? What does it mean? 190 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,517 My friend means where are you moving us. 191 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:02,116 - Ah, on the French Riviera. - In Porto Azzurro! 192 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,949 - We will find uncle Turi, grandfather Calogero... - Uncle Francesco, cousin Nicolino... 193 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:07,553 But what are you talking about? 194 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,350 From Porto Azzurro on the island of Elba, the meeting place of all the gangers. 195 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,990 It was once called Porto Longone, and there are half of our relatives. 196 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,918 - And the other half? - Fugitive! 197 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,516 No, no, don't worry. I'm not sending you to jail, on the contrary: 198 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:24,753 ..since you were good, I reward you. I'm sending you to heaven! 199 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,156 - In heaven?! - But then you want us dead? 200 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,596 - Compassion! I am a father of seven children! - And I am the son of seven fathers! 201 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,193 (FRED LAUGHS) 202 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,636 No, no... Indeed, I want you alive and happy. 203 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:38,360 And that's why that I'm sending you to the French Riviera. 204 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,750 It's the most enchanting place of France,.. 205 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,560 ..where the women are wonderful! 206 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,869 - But... in exchange for what? - Not at all. 207 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,874 - Absolutely nothing. - Nothing! - You will have my orders on the spot. 208 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,717 - What if we refused? - I'll kill you. 209 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,314 What time does the train leave? 210 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:12,680 Ciccio, mizzica, it seems like a dream to me! 211 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,155 Thank you! 212 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:18,670 Greetings! 213 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:20,549 Goodbye -- 214 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,430 < Dimitri (with Russian accent): Here the two Americans with the secret formula. 215 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,591 We must capture her at all costs. 216 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,198 There are always American agents very skilled and cunning,.. 217 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,596 ..therefore your mission it won't be easy. 218 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:54,118 Our country expects you all your duty. Now go! 219 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,640 - Should we take them dead or alive? - Vivil 220 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,872 We don't know where they have it hidden the formula. Go! 221 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,995 < Ciccio: Here we are in a foreign land. 222 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,119 Remember that here you shouldn't trust anyone, eh! 223 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,352 - Ciccio, shall we have a nice coffee? - Crazy! 224 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:35,430 - Ti sei dimenticato di Pisciotta? - Then a bitter. - Worse! - But.... 225 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,156 - Porter: Bagages, messieurs? - Females! 226 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,754 - A blonde for me and a black one for him! - I'll do it. 227 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,911 Raise your hands! Facchinen! 228 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:54,078 Be careful, Igor, they are very clever! They foiled the ambush. 229 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,950 Be prepared to intervene. Step! 230 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,317 - Welcome, gentlemen. Taxi? - Ninth. 231 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,438 Note that the hotels are far away. The first is 3 km away! 232 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,431 - I'll take care of the bags. - Leave your suitcase! 233 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,318 If they want to sit... 234 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,916 Empty! 235 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,515 Empty! 236 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,070 < Dimitri: Damned imbecile, you let them slip away! 237 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,912 No! Noo! 238 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,675 Do you want to explain to me why, as soon as we get on in the taxi, did you let me out? 239 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:02,356 Because I noticed that the taximeter showed 200 francs. 240 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:06,673 Do you understand that after 4 km it showed 200,000? What, did I write "idiot" here? 241 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,269 You come. 242 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,793 Ciccio: Here is the hotel. 243 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,236 (TOURISTS CHATTING) 244 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,520 (BUZZ) 245 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,034 Don't make me look bad. Here they are all gentlemen. 246 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,919 - Why, am I a young lady? - No, but you're a rude person. 247 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,913 Before you do something, look at others and do like them. 248 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,552 Ciccio, in your opinion I should wear a nightgown.. 249 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,752 ..and have 25 kids like that? - Can you see how rude you are? 250 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:58,515 - Why? - It's not the dress you need copy, but good manners! - Oh. 251 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:03,356 < Ciccio: Look! You see what aristocrat? 00:21:10,599 - Little boy, bring your bags up! - it? - Tip him! 253 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:18,516 - 5 francs to me? Maybe he was wrong? - Exactly, he owes me 4 and a half in change! 254 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,717 - Do you know who I am? - Who is? 255 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,754 Admiral Baker, commander of the VI American Fleet, anchored in Cannes! 256 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,593 Oh yes? And I'm the admiral Franco Passalacqua,.. 257 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:32,914 ..commander of the VII fleet of the ferribotti, anchored in Mazara del Vallo! 258 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,593 You want to see who is really an admiral? 259 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,719 - Then why is he a goalkeeper? - Maybe to supplement the salary. 260 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,399 Oh! Another admiral! 261 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,519 - Welcome to our home. - Are you too, Admiral? 262 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,435 Well, in a way yes. At the bottom, I'm sailing this boat. 263 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,110 The gentlemen want take a seat at the bureau? 264 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,833 Hm, shut up... Thanks, we had lunch. 265 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,230 We prefer to retreat in our bedrooms. 266 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,914 First we must accomplish the usual formalities. Please! 267 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,638 - The commissioner... - Oh God! 268 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,753 Hello messieurs, s'il vous plaît, vos papiers. 269 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,275 - He says if we came on foot. - Wait... 270 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,870 - Do you speak vuz francaiz? - Mais oui, naturellement, messieurs. 271 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,080 - Of course, gentlemen! - Lucky you! 272 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,199 But French isn't difficult, you just need to know! 273 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,077 - Passport, please. - $ì. 274 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,476 Thank you. 275 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,597 (BELL SOUND) 276 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,433 (BELL SOUND) 277 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,556 Accompany these gentlemen to 325. 278 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,835 - You're welcome, gentlemen! - The suitcases. - No. 279 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,356 Stop! 280 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:50,358 - Ciccio, that dog, what brand is it? - Rude! 281 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,350 - Can't you see it's a camel? - Oh. 282 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:02,994 Ready? 283 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:06,715 This is X-05. They have arrived now. 284 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,360 I recognized them. They have fake passports. 285 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,832 I put them in room 325. 286 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,829 - Hello. - Greetings! 287 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,430 - Ciccio, turn on the light. - And turn it on! 288 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,670 Ah, how difficult you make it... 289 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:39,077 (FAN HUMOR) What is it? 290 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,470 What are you doing? And turn this thing off! 291 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,874 - Together: Gentlemen wish? - Nothing! 292 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,358 You could have told him to turn it off that thing and turn on the light! 293 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:01,590 We can't do it all the time the figure of rude people! 294 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,518 So are we in the dark? 295 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,434 And turn it on. 296 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:09,355 (RADIO AT VERY HIGH VOLUME. FRANCO JACKS) 297 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:18,235 - Together: Gentlemen wish? - Nothing! - Shut up! One moment! 298 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,430 How do you turn off the radio, the wind and turn on the light? 299 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,074 (RADIO TURNED OFF) 300 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,632 Thanks. Until we meet again. Good health! 301 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,274 But what good people! Every little thing they extend their hand to greet you. 302 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:44,279 - Really good. Damn! - What is it? 303 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:48,035 - We forgot to let us know how to open the shutter. - Eh... 304 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,592 You don't want to call them again... We would make a bad impression. 305 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,318 I'll take care of it. You come. 306 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,039 Ah! 307 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,513 (VERY LOUD RADIO) Turn off this radio! 308 00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,040 (RADIO TURNED OFF) Have you seen? Huh? 309 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,638 - The shutter! - Huh? This is it! 310 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,157 Air! Turn off the light! 311 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,550 (FRANCO SCREAMS) Stop! Who is? 312 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,312 (VERY LOUD RADIO) 313 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,912 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 314 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,755 Ciccio! Some water! I feel suffocated! 315 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,000 Some water! Give me a jug! 316 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,680 - The water jug! - Give me a jug! 317 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,197 But it's a broccoli! (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 318 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:09,275 Ciccio, look how beautiful he is this watering hole! 319 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:12,910 And what are we, horses? Rude! This is for washing laundry! 320 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,836 And look at that tub! Maybe they'll put little fish in there. 321 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,232 - Ciccio! - What is it? 322 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,676 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 323 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,155 - It's hot too! - Let's call the waiters! 324 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,840 - Soon! - And let's stop with the bells! 325 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,752 We use the telephone. 326 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,149 Ready! 327 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,638 - Ready! - What is it? 328 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,872 - Nobody answers. - Maybe he has to cross the line over here. 329 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,429 - Move that stick. - That? - Yes. 330 00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,357 We'll call later. 331 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,430 What did I know What did the firefighters respond? 332 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,750 Now let's just eat. Let's call the waitress. 333 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,274 Yes, that's a word... 334 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,436 < Franco: Here it is, it's already arrived. 335 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,671 Oh! Oh, she's gone! 336 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,396 - Did you see what was written? - Why, was there anything written there? 337 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,990 "Go to the beach from ten to one and get a tan." 338 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,833 It has to be an order of those of Rome... of the jukebox. 339 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,150 - On the beach? - Eh! - Ah! 340 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,718 - Well? - Here they are. 341 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,198 < Dimitri: The way they look around... 342 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,318 ..it is clear that their weak point they are women. 343 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:39,638 - Comrade, are you sure about these two? - Very sure, comrade leader. 344 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,514 Nadia, Ninotchka, watch out! 345 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,711 Ninotchka, enemy spy approaching! Hug you! Kiss it! 346 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,035 Stop! 347 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,350 Yes, I think we're there. 348 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,878 But you would be able to kiss with the same ardor as men like those? 349 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,631 < Ninotchka: Those worms! 350 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,316 (disgusted) Ah! 351 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,359 Together: Anyway, for greatness of our homeland... 352 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,990 ..we are ready to sacrifice ourselves. - Very good! You will have a special prize. 353 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,720 (BUZZ) 354 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,395 - Franco: Fetuso! - Carlo: Ice cream! 355 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,436 What happens? 356 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,994 Rude people! 357 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,594 - Sorry... - Stop with your hands! 358 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,950 Pistachio. 359 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,317 Stay in your place, don't get in the way and leave my wife alone! 360 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,358 Sorry, my friend believed that she was his sister. 361 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,520 < Ciccio: There's still ice cream... - Rascals! 362 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,277 I told you not to be provincial! 363 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,034 - But how could I.... - Shut up! - Do we want to leave? 364 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,350 - The sun stings! - No. The order said... 365 00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:01,638 ..to tan until one o'clock and we will bronze ourselves until one o'clock. 366 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,797 And that's fine. 367 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:11,555 Goal! 368 00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,070 Filthy and disgusting! If I catch you... 369 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,990 Franco: Don't get in the way! 370 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,913 < Franco: Nobody's son! I'll take you... 371 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,840 Here you are... 372 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,070 > Elder: She again?! - Excuse me... - How dare you? 373 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,192 - Did you think you would find my wife? - But.... - You scoundrel! 374 00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,278 But watch for a damn ball what should happen to me! 375 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,879 Stay calm! 376 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,960 Calm down! I'll take care of the ball! 377 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,480 Ciccio: Finally! 378 00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,958 (CICCIO HEARTS) 379 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,351 - Excuse me! - You scoundrel! How dare he touch me?! 380 00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,955 - I mistook it for a ball. < Giulia: What?! 381 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,037 - A ball?! - Yes, pretend to be angry! 382 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,630 - You are the one who provokes them, who attracts them! - But I don't even know them! 383 00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,637 I swear to you, I don't even know who they are! 384 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,677 - You don't know them, huh? - For that matter,... 385 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,354 ..I am Count Passalacqua. Pleasure! - That's enough! 386 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,035 - Go change. Back to the room! - Ciccio! I found the ball! 387 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:30,672 Like the ball? Always your fault! Here! Under the sun! 388 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,114 Ouch! 389 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,390 - And now let's get tanned! - And that's fine. 390 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:56,869 Dude, I'm almost boiled. Are we leaving? 391 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,470 No. The jukebox said one. 392 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:06,589 Minus five, minus six, minus four... 393 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:14,637 Ti... ti... ti... til: one o'clock! 394 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,798 (CICCIO AND FRANCO COMPLAIN) 395 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,830 (FRANCO SCREAMS) Stand still! 396 00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:28,759 - Franco: Ah, don't touch me! - Ciccio: Shut up! 397 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:32,075 Franco: Don't touch me, don't come closer! 398 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,513 (CICCIO AND FRANCO SHOUT) 399 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,792 Skin killers! Most unfortunate! 400 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,553 Ciccio: But what are you doing? 401 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,954 Don't touch me. 402 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,952 - Take a seat. - After you. 403 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,150 Can you resist? I'm going too. 404 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,558 (CICCIO COMPLAINS) 405 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,557 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 406 00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:23,156 Murderer! You even tore my shirt! 407 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:27,114 Is it my fault that it's narrow here? (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 408 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,238 Spread out! Spread out! 409 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,359 Let me get the pants. Let me touch you. 410 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,160 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 411 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,676 You took it, these damn pants? 412 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:44,954 It's your fault! I didn't bother in the sun. I didn't go out in the sun. 413 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,558 Those trousers... 414 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,750 Get off your rotten foot! Take it off in front! 415 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,309 Don't touch me! 416 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,115 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 417 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,509 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 418 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,556 Go further! 419 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:16,238 - Ah! Aaah! - What did you do? Wretched! 420 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:20,638 - The trousers are mine! - Enter! Enter! 421 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,715 It's your mistake! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! 422 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,630 Ouch! Give me my leg back! 423 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:39,275 Mom! My goodness, how I burn! But I undress. 424 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,080 I throw it in the trough, so the fire goes out. 425 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,634 Ouch! 426 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,115 Who is? 427 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:06,959 Little man, how long! Come into my arms! 428 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,835 - (shouting) Go! Ouch! - Little man! 429 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,631 - Little man! - Don't touch me! 430 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,880 Little uo -- (FRANCO SCREAMS) 431 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:19,709 Ciccio: Who is he? 432 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,798 - A woman! - Another woman! 433 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,275 Ciccio: Stop! Stop! 434 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,519 You must not touch us! 435 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,115 (CONFUSED VOICE) 436 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,959 > Frank: Out! I said! Get out! 437 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,872 > Franco: Get out! > Ciccio: Don't touch me! 438 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,793 Damn! They are sexually armored. 439 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,038 These American agents they have formidable preparation! 440 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,198 > Ciccio: But are they serious? 441 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,470 > Franco: You don't see that we are not interested in? 442 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,030 > Ciccio: Get out! > Franco: Damn you! You are two exhibitions! 443 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,958 > Ciccio (relieved): Ah... 444 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,113 Exceptional! I didn't think they would resisted those two girls. 445 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,591 Tovarisc, these two agents They'll give us a lot of trouble. 446 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,798 Now let's hear what they say. 447 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,069 > Franco: We did it. We can do whatever we want. 448 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:13,189 > Ciccio: Lay there slowly. > Franco: Ouch! How brutal you are! 449 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,113 - And don't complain, I won't hurt you! - Ouch! 450 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:20,393 - Ah! Ouch! - Here... - Enough, enough! I can't take it anymore! 451 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,029 > Franco: You're a carnivore! > Ciccio: I finished it. 452 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,397 > Ciccio: Now you give me a little bit, eh? > All right, get under it. 453 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,118 > Well done! > Next. 454 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,000 - I'm more delicate. - Do what I did: 455 00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:33,879 ..slowly and delicately. - Don't worry. 456 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,390 - Here you are. - (relieved) Aah! 457 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,029 > Franco: Do ​​you like it like that? > Further down, further down! 458 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:40,758 > See how delicate I am? > Well done! 459 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,399 >You didn't expect that, huh? 460 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,638 > Wait while I caress you... > Not so strong! 461 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:49,190 XY-23 System! 462 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,879 Let's go over there. 463 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,877 (CICCIO AND FRANCO JUMP) 464 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,679 < Ciccio: My goodness! 465 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,160 - And who are these? - Hercules and his brother-in-law. 466 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,954 < Ciccio: What... what? 467 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:12,870 - Now we'll fix you up. - You weren't expecting us, were you? - No! 468 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,149 Ciccio: Run away! 469 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,160 - By phone - Quick, follow me! Follow me! 470 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,399 Ciccio: Good morning! 471 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,951 I have the impression that we did it. 472 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,395 > Carlo: Same story too many times! 473 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,437 - Where am I hiding? > Enough is enough! 474 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,631 - Come here! - In the closet... 475 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,634 > Carlo: No, no! Don't let me drink it! 476 00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:44,395 - You agreed with those two! - Enough, I don't know those two! 477 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,751 Actually, you know what? When you see them again, kick them. 478 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,399 - Oh, yes? - YES! 479 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:00,993 Dear, my lovers I hide them in the closet... 480 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,314 Come on, open up! 481 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:15,676 ♪ What are you waiting for? ♪ And that's fine! Now I open it and look inside! 482 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,273 (PHONE RINGING) 483 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,512 > Stop! I'll answer! He could be your lover! 484 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,909 Ready? 485 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,515 As? Oh, no, no, thanks. Cancel your reservation. 486 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:32,912 Cancel your reservation! 487 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,710 - What is it? - I feel like sneezing. - And put your finger under your nose. 488 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,113 No! On yours! 489 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,351 Listen, let's have breakfast in bed... (FRANCO SNEEZES) 490 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,469 (EVERYONE SHOUTS) 491 00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,598 - Do you see that I was right? - No! But no, I tell you! 492 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,952 Excuse us if we came in without knocking on the door. 493 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,071 (MAN SLUTTING) 494 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,713 - Damn! - Where did they run off to? Let's try it here! 495 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,758 No! No, blacks don't! No! 496 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:31,194 Two more men in this... what is it called? Topless! 497 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:35,075 - And one of them is black! - But I swear I know absolutely nothing about it! 498 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:39,120 (persuasive) He only understands us isn't the lady interested? 499 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,396 As? (GIULIA LAUGHS) 500 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,552 Ah, now I understand! So what are you looking for? 501 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,632 (effeminate) Two ugly men that slipped out of our hands! 502 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,280 - A tall one with a moustache and another shorter one? - Already. 503 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,796 Have you seen them, by any chance? They can't be far away! 504 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:58,233 < They couldn't have gone out like that from the hotel! Don't you think so, sir? 505 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,832 - Can you help us find them? - With great pleasure! Let's look for them! 506 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,355 - Yes, let's look for them immediately! - You go to your room! Understood? 507 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,274 Locked in your room, you wretch! Come on, you over here, me over there! 508 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,317 We'll meet again! Go! 509 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,354 Now go home. We'll take care of it. 510 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,157 Waiter: Hey! 511 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,438 You there! The professor has been waiting for an hour! 512 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,559 Come on, come in! 513 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,954 Come on, hurry up! 514 00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:58,678 Take him to the cot. 515 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,672 Put the electrodes on! 516 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,958 Don't worry, my lord. Better cure than death! 517 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,669 Even though it's the first time that I take care of the gentleman,.. 518 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,876 ..I would try immediately with a very strong voltage. 519 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,195 - What do you say? - I agree with you, colleague. 520 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,759 (FRANCO BALBETTA) 521 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,595 > Bodybuilder: If we take those two, we take away the desire to joke. 522 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:44,075 Don't worry, my lord! It's for our own good. 523 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,800 Franco (stuttering): Then you put yourself in my place! 524 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,394 Because you are the paralytic and I'm the nurse. 525 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,551 - Turn on the power! - Right away! 526 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,750 (BUZZING OF THE APPLIANCE. ELECTRIC DISCHARGE) 527 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,757 (FRANCO MAKES INARTICULATED SOUNDS) 528 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,636 Ouch! 529 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:09,350 (BUZZING OF THE APPLIANCE. FRANCO MAKES INARTICULATED SOUNDS) 530 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,669 Doctor: Stop! (BUZZING STOPS) 531 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,149 (FRANCO gasps) 532 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,957 220 Volts! 533 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,357 (ALARM SIREN) 534 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,393 (ALARM SIREN) 535 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,233 - Take him away. - We can take away the chandelier... 536 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,551 ..er, patient? - Yes, yes. The wheelchair, please! 537 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,073 Attention! Only he can touch it with insulating gloves. 538 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:39,157 Don't touch him for an hour. 539 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,359 It drew a lot of current to move a train from here to Paris! 540 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,279 Take the train. 541 00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,199 Ciccio: Goodbye. 542 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,954 You there! Ah! (ELECTRIC SHOCK) 543 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,792 (ALARM SIREN) 544 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,992 (ALARM SIREN) 545 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:27,314 - Oh! Oh! You're exhausted! Go! Go! - What happened? 546 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,676 Franco: Where from? 547 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:34,630 Armando, you're an idiot, an incompetent! 548 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,797 Those two are so smart! 549 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,395 They always manage to escape to all dangers! 550 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:41,670 Armando: Calm down, Fred! Watch your liver! 551 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:44,553 Wretched! I'll have it transferred to the land registry! 552 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,153 The Russians need to get their hands on it on that formula! 553 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,629 And instead those two all they do is run away! 554 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:56,591 The Russians don't know where the formula is, therefore they want to take them alive. 555 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,152 If you warn them, they can even take them out. 556 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,398 It is true! Well done, Armando! You have redeemed yourself! Now I'll take care of it. 557 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:09,196 Armando: Now you're going to give me valves with the calculator? 558 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,152 Ready? The double-cross service! 559 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,556 - Let's barricade ourselves. - But it's possible that everyone is mad at us? 560 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,393 (KNOCKS ON THE DOOR) - Who goes there? ♪ The waitress. 561 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,518 < Ciccio: Go to the Ritz. 562 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:38,356 (SPLAP. FRANCO COMPLAINS) 563 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,757 00:44:51,589 City of a thousand lights and citlena... 565 00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:59,710 Eh? 566 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,509 - Eh! - He. Mh. - He. Hm. 567 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,558 (FRANCO HUMMS) 568 00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:25,070 Ready? Here 74 K5. 569 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:29,156 Good evening, Ivan! You will recognize them easily: 570 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:33,280 ..they have a white cross, done with chalk, on the jacket. 571 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,316 (SLOW IN BACKGROUND) 572 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,554 Boris! 573 00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,520 They are dressed in blue. They have a cross white, made with chalk, on the jacket. 574 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,557 Well! They won't be able to escape us. 575 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,950 (SLOW IN BACKGROUND) 576 00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,675 - Do you want to dance with us? - Of course we dance! 577 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,229 It's our job, as long as you buy us a drink. 578 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,870 Order what you want: water, orange soda, almond milk... 579 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,917 Hey, wow, take it easy, eh! 580 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:53,713 - I drink a Dom Perignon. - For me a Don Pasquale is fine. 581 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,110 - Very long for me. - Right away, sir. 582 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,795 Please. Do you want to dance with me? 583 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,673 (SLOW IN BACKGROUND) 584 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,479 - Oh! - What's wrong? What happened to you? 585 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:30,920 (SLOW IN BACKGROUND) 586 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:20,239 Do you feel bad? 587 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,710 (DANCE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND) 588 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,316 Ivan doesn't have us yet made it known anything. 589 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,750 - Shall we try calling the nightclub? - Trial. 590 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:07,792 Ready? Ready? Gimnasium base here. We await news! 591 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,959 You haven't eliminated the two guys yet with the white cross on his back? 592 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,069 Now I see. 593 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,434 I'll do it right away. 594 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,000 This is life! Don't worry and without worries! 595 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,913 Without being suspicious and without having to look over your shoulder! 596 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:51,355 I don't understand what happened. Our men no longer respond. 597 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:55,958 I fear that those two formidable agents Americans have sold their lives dearly. 598 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,354 Tovarisc! 599 00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,473 < Dimitri: They're alive! - And of ours, no trace! 600 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,677 There's no time to waste! 601 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:17,999 You take! Drop it at your feet of those two. And if it doesn't work... 602 00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:20,312 ...gamma ray rifle. 603 00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,872 What are you doing? Don't let yourself be known like the usual starving man. 604 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,394 Throw that butt away. 605 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,073 Throw that butt away! 606 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:41,196 (EXPLOSION) 607 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,796 (SLOW IN BACKGROUND) 608 00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,560 Good luck, Cali! Do you want to dance with us? 609 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:55,599 - But what do we do with women? - Ciccio, we are latrin lovers! 610 00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,195 Please! 611 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:02,395 (SLOW IN BACKGROUND) 612 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:37,036 Don't move, they ordered us to stay here! 613 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,714 Calo, why don't we contract ourselves a little? 614 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,833 Ciccio, we can't leave each other escape this contract! 615 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,795 Thanks to you We'll have a great evening! 616 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:55,877 It was a great idea to come here. 617 00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:00,398 Good luck! Good luck! What can we do? 618 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,793 Ciccio, you read because the sight does not accompany me. 619 00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,998 - That's not true, he's a bit ignorant. - It's a gift of nature. 620 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,112 But here's how if it were written in Chinese. 621 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,238 - Of course, you're reading backwards. - Uh, distraction! 622 00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:15,799 - He's left-handed... - Worse! 623 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,873 - Um, spaghetti for everyone! - Oh, I'm not here. 624 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,031 - Um... lasagna! - They are not here! 625 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:25,398 - Well... vermicelli! - Velmicelli are very good! 626 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,676 - Let's hope... - You're licking your lips! 627 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:31,355 - It's a specialty of this tattolia. - How well you say it! 628 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,279 Here are the velmicelli. 629 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,590 - With a special sauce. - Sorry,.. 630 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,916 ..but are you sure they are vermicelli? - Siculo! 631 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,037 Ignorant! It's called sîìculo! 632 00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,471 Ola, I'll show them to you, close! 633 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,672 Bon appetit, little ones! 634 00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:50,278 - Here are the velmicelli! - (disgusted) Ah! 635 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:52,317 - They're soft! < Ciccio: But they're worms! 636 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,233 - Ploplio veils! Gualdi! - But they are real worms! 637 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,358 - Only calves, no bones! -How dare you? Go away! 638 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,314 - Couldn't there be something simpler? - A simple thing? I'll think about it: 639 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,631 ..muscat cutlets! - Muscat, passito, suits me. 640 00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:09,350 - How are they made? - Dog's butt and fly sauce, delicious! 641 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,038 I know what it takes: a special cockroach soup! 642 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,755 - All right, let's eat the milk. - Wait a minute! 643 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,592 Let it not be ants' milk. 644 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,196 - No ants, only cockroaches! - Take this stuff away. 645 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,910 - But what do you like... - Eh! 646 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:29,079 Here, check it out! They're not crazy! 647 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:30,594 How disgusting! Cockroaches! 648 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,591 - Bacarozzi! - These cockroaches! 649 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:36,310 - These cockroaches! They're cockroaches! - Bring me eggs! 650 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,232 - Yes, yes, eggs! - Egg? 651 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,550 So at least we eat something. 652 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,229 But how do you eat? 653 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,239 Stylized eggs... 654 00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,634 - Ancola? - Give me another one, I'm hungry. 655 00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,515 - Excuse me, eggs of the day? - Celt! 656 00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,237 - Taltaluga eggs! - Oh. 657 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,950 Bring a drink! This one dies, here! Soon! 658 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,952 Soon! Drink, drink! 659 00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:11,037 - This Lambrusco is good! - Snake blood skinned alive. 660 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,239 Go pule, Cin Ciolio. 661 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,194 I'm sorry that our cuisine you didn't like it. 662 00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:18,350 I don't eat anymore. 663 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,273 But I hope you enjoy it the pleasures of our life. 664 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,672 - Did you take us for cannibals? - Hand! 665 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,276 - It's about love. - Ah! - Follow me. 666 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:31,990 Ciccio: Yes, yes. 667 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:11,151 (softly) Ciccio, but it seems like you the place to make love? 668 00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,073 We will spend an unforgettable night! They are oriental! 669 00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,351 - They use exotic systems! - Ah! 670 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:19,555 I've always liked it the exoticism! 671 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,358 We'll go over there for a moment. Let's get out of here right away. 672 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:37,389 - Ciccio, mine kissed me with your mouth. - And mine with my lips. 673 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,476 Ciccio, I have the impression that this bed has too many nails. 674 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,594 Exotic system! Here the fakirs make love to us! 675 00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,159 - But then is it tiring? - Why? 676 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:54,390 If porters are needed to make love... 677 00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,313 But what porters?! The fakirs! Fakirs are Hindus. 678 00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,439 - Why aren't there two of us? - Hindu-ù-d-d! 679 00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,079 (GONG) 680 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,350 < Franco: Look there! - The Chinese people! 681 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,590 - Gentlemen wish? - You are ours! 682 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,552 If you climb well, we won't hurt you. 683 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,677 - Tell us the story! - The segleta folklore! 684 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,194 The formula? And who knows her? 685 00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,840 Excuse us, but they haven't presented it to us yet. 686 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,069 (CICCIO AND FRANCO SHOUT) 687 00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:25,673 So tell us where it's hidden! 688 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,990 If you don't pallete, Let's use dual methods! 689 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,798 - Capla! - The goat? 690 00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:33,795 - Ciccio, what do these buffaloes want? - Wait a minute! But I say! 691 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,835 Ciccio! (BELA GOAT) 692 00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:42,117 < Franco: Ciccio, have you declared war on Hong Kong? 693 00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,795 (BELA GOAT) 694 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:51,033 - The scalps! - Ciccio, now I understand who they are: they want to steal shoes. 695 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,235 Scarpari! 696 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,359 Come on, since you're not cooperating with us, we'll have a couple of lysates. 697 00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,832 - And let's have a laugh... - Put salt on his feet! 698 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,437 Franco: But my feet I cleaned them! But what are they doing to me? 699 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:06,952 I don't have sweet feet. You would waste time and salt. 700 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,349 We'll make you a mole from the delile. 701 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:14,390 Capla likes salt. Come on, beautiful! Lick! Lick! 702 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:19,111 < No! Help! You make me die! You're tickling me! (LAUGHS) 703 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:23,239 < Ah! No! Help! (LAUGHS) 704 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,152 - The folmula! - But what formula? 705 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,237 (FRANCO LAUGHS) 706 00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:30,153 - Blavo! You're an eloe! - But what formula? 707 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,549 But he bent you! 708 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:36,518 Come on, beautiful! Lick! Don't get upset until the gentleman confessed. 709 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,639 (FRANCO LAUGHS. BELA GOAT) 710 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,553 - It's a lot. - Poisoned? For Confucius! 711 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,070 Now I pour the water. 712 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,796 If you don't confess, he will fill you with water until they explode! 713 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,797 But I have nothing to say... 714 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,195 Excuse me, why are you offering him a drink? 715 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,239 You make me suffer! 716 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,390 Palli? Do you want ball? Enough! 717 00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,075 - Do you want something? - YES! I would like... 718 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:53,158 ..a glass of water! - Right away! 719 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,754 - Dull head! - Wait a minute! What do I have to do with it? 720 00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,351 Ah! What are they doing to you, Ciccio? 721 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:03,674 Ciccio: Let's think here! Ah no, not fire! I don't like! 722 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:09,518 Ciccio, they'll spit you out! Stop it, children of the Western Sun! 723 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,199 Ciccio: And don't offend them! 724 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,915 - Hello, your friend! - Ah! 725 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,517 Lol the saw plova! 726 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,712 (TORTURER LAUGHING) 727 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,237 Ah! Aah! 728 01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:36,638 Palli? Palli? 729 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:39,231 But I have nothing to confess! 730 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:43,230 - Come here! - No! No! No! - Here! 731 01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:55,794 (SHOT) 732 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,836 Ah! 733 01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:07,916 Ah! 734 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:13,876 Ah! 735 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,429 Oh! 736 01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:27,839 Aah! 737 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,550 The shoes... 738 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,473 (SHOT) 739 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,269 Aah! 740 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,110 Your! 741 01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:46,520 Franco: Quick! 742 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,035 - Get out! - We don't have the key. 743 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,237 - Get out! - Let's go out... 744 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,676 Hurry, let's escape before they arrive the other Chinese! 745 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,440 - But... did you free us? - Come on, come on. - And why? 746 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,876 Because we don't like the Chinese, as you don't like them. 747 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,993 Finally the Russians they managed to capture them! 748 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:43,992 Now we'll have a laugh! 749 01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:48,599 - Armando: Maybe you understand which was my idea. - Well done! 750 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:52,116 And now I'm tired to think about serious things. 751 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:56,359 (PHONE RINGING) If it's the usual Soraya for me,.. 752 01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:00,993 ..tell her I'm out. Ugh! - Ready? Yes, it's me. 753 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:03,869 As?! 754 01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:08,879 But do you really mean it? But that's not possible! 755 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:11,116 Bicarbonate?! 756 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:15,000 Say that formula that we sent you... 757 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:18,398 ..it only serves to produce sodium bicarbonate? 758 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,830 But why? It seems absurd to me! 759 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,714 Yes, that's fine. I'll do it right away. I'll call you back. 760 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:35,158 Tell me, Armando, did you hear what happened? 761 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:40,909 - It was an unfortunate misunderstanding. - Shut up, don't deny it! 762 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:43,600 - I'll devalue you! - Good! Good! 763 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,076 You did it a terrible mess! 764 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:48,595 You dictated the false formula for real agents.. 765 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,876 ...and the real formula for those two idiots! 766 01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:55,113 - What were you thinking? - I dreamed of having sex with Sofia. 767 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,952 01:03:59,714 In the meantime I'll have you remove it all sexual valves! 769 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,077 - No, not the valves! - So you don't think about women anymore! 770 01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:06,232 You realize what a breed have you caused any cheating? 771 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,960 You made me give it to the Russians the secret formula.. 772 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,475 ..and you made me do it find out first! 773 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,597 - Come on, come on! - Now I'll take care of it. 774 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,513 No, stop. Don't be silly, Fred. 775 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:20,639 < You have a family. No, stop! Stopped! 776 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:24,432 Attention! To all agents in service on the French Riviera! 777 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,910 Get ready to intervene urgently! 778 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,159 < Ciccio: Is it allowed? 779 01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:37,310 - Mission accomplished, boss. - We don't know how to thank her. 780 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:42,159 Well. The formula is now ours. Bring in the dentist. 781 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,630 < Ciccio: But who has a toothache? < Franco: I don't have it. - I don't know! 782 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,991 But what are you doing? No! No! 783 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,157 - Ciccio, what are they doing to me? - What do I know! 784 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:55,995 Nothing bad. Alone Let's adjust the teeth a little. 785 01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:58,794 - But this one has healthy teeth! - I have healthy teeth,.. 786 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,555 ..I have nothing to take care of! - Shut up and open your mouth. 787 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:08,079 - I said, open your mouth. - But this one has healthy teeth! 788 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:18,713 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 789 01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:22,313 Did you see? With that mouth he can say whatever he wants. 790 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,119 Now let's look for tooth with filling. 791 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,556 - Curse! - What is it? - They're all blocked! - How? 792 01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,240 - So what do we do? - Let's remove them all. 793 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:41,750 - No! No! < Ciccio: There's a mistake! 794 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,760 Murderers! I want to talk with my personal dentist! 795 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,152 (FRANCO SCREAMS) < Ciccio: He has a wonderful mouth! 796 01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:51,714 Ah! 797 01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:08,515 - Oh! Look! - Shoes with bayonets! - Go! 798 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,800 (SCRATCH NOISES) 799 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:18,831 The bayonets no longer come out! 800 01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:29,358 What happened? 801 01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,472 Ciccio: Go! Follow me! 802 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,275 Where are they? Where did they go? 803 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:42,076 Capture them! You can even kill them! We now know where the formula is! 804 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:45,995 Sound the alarm everyone! Run! Run! I'm sending you to Siberia! 805 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,995 01:06:54,877 < Instructor: Dear fellow students,.. 807 01:06:55,040 --> 01:06:59,511 ..seduction is the main weapon of the spy woman. 808 01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:01,719 Yes, definitely. 809 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:07,994 With courage and preparation you will get excellent results... 810 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:12,515 ..but using your charm,.. 811 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,393 ..the results will be certainly exceptional! 812 01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:19,830 Natasha! Come here! 813 01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:28,199 Oh no! No! You're awkward, too stiff! 814 01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:31,598 Very very very unsexy! Ah! 815 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:33,595 But... 816 01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,396 ..you have the raw material! 817 01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,752 And with this matter you will have more information.. 818 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:42,838 ...of our best agents of the secret service! 819 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,835 When you find the man you're interested in,... 820 01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,115 ..you have to try to provoke him without him realizing it. 821 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:52,310 Rule first: 822 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:57,118 ..walk with your hips provoking in the rear... 823 01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:01,991 ..a jolting movement and wave-like. Try... Try! 824 01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:12,114 Oh, no! No! Everything wrong, everything to do again! No possible! 825 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:16,633 So you don't win a single soldier who spent three months in a penalty cell! 826 01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:18,552 See how it's done! 827 01:08:25,080 --> 01:08:28,436 (BEGUINE IN BACKGROUND) 828 01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:43,797 (CICCIO AND FRANCO PANT) 829 01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,032 Oh! Here are two guinea pigs! 830 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,352 - Tovarisc! - Huh? - Tovarisc. - Sorry... 831 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:56,079 - Mr. Tovarisc! - What are you doing? 832 01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:58,953 - There isn't. - Shut up, idiot. 833 01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:00,872 Come forward, tovarisc. 834 01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,197 Now I'll make you sit down. 835 01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:07,119 - To us? - Come on, come on. 836 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,911 Natasha! Idi siuda! 837 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:15,033 - Ciccio, do you know what "from" means? - "Yes" 838 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,239 - And tell me. - "Yes"! 839 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,958 - No, I say, do you know what "from" means? - "Sij"I 840 01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,230 - And why don't you tell me? - "S"Il 841 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:27,189 Dude, maybe I didn't explain myself, I told you, do you know what "da" means? 842 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,755 - "Yes"1 "Yes" - And why don't you tell me? 843 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:35,154 But I'm telling you: "yes, yes, yes"! You understand? "Da" means "yes". 844 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,752 - "YES", "from"? - $ì. 845 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,715 Sit down! 846 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,830 Natasha, do as I do and remember Mata Hari. 847 01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:02,030 (TANGO IN BACKGROUND) 848 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,117 Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! 849 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,034 Ciccio, what do they want? 850 01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:18,390 But what they want, they want: I'm fine with it! 851 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:20,039 It's me that feels bad... 852 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:23,869 Madam, don't do anything stupid, Don't undress, take care of your health. 853 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:27,834 - It is cold. - But how cold?! It's hot here! Undress, quick! 854 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:31,750 We don't play jokes. I'm not used to it... 855 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:35,469 No! I already suffer from toothache. 856 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,074 Please don't make me come the stomach-turning. 857 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,073 Ciccio! I'm finished! 858 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,830 Ciccio! Let's change the woman. I'll give you... 10 rubles. 859 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,439 And don't disturb me! 860 01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:50,434 Get the bone out! Get the bone out! Take off this ugly leg! 861 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:53,080 Ah! Enough! I can't take it anymore! 862 01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:57,398 And now the magic moment: 863 01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:01,918 ..full length kiss. - No! 864 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:05,315 - But what does he want? - I want to kiss you for a long time! 865 01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:08,632 Instead of kissing me for a long time, why don't you kiss the long one? 866 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,075 Proposal rejected. 867 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:13,391 (FRANCO MAKES SOUNDS OF RESISTANCE) 868 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,716 But you are an iron man! You know how to resist any seduction! 869 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,235 Try it with him too if he is an iron man. 870 01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,920 - I object. - Opposition rejected. 871 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:30,356 - We want to try to change the subject? - Come on, come on! 872 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:31,829 Natasha! 873 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,632 Take care of your partner. 874 01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:41,157 Natasha, come on, come on, come on... Give everything to your Francuzzo! 875 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:43,994 (DOOR OPENS) 876 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,639 Here they are, it's them! 877 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:48,792 (Commotion) 878 01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:00,511 Stop! No, please, don't hurt little mugico.. 879 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,476 ..who kisses better of little father Nikita! 880 01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,955 (EXCLAMATION IN RUSSIAN) Oh no! 881 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,435 - Franco: Where did I end up? - Go, go 882 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:26,070 - Franco: Ouch! - Careful! - You stepped on my callus. 883 01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:29,073 - Ciccio: Light a match. - Wait. 884 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,353 - Ciccio: Quick! - My pocket is in the dark... 885 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,480 Franco: Here, wait while I turn it on. 886 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,315 Must be a lemon warehouse. 887 01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:47,317 Franco: Aah! I burned my big toe. 888 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:50,438 < Ciccio: Light another match! 01:12:52,795 Here. 890 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:01,190 - Ciccio, I have a toothache. - Don't think about it. Let's think about running away! 891 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:05,716 - What's here? Look how many beautiful candles! - Light one. 892 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,109 How beautiful! 893 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,510 Look at this one, how tiny it is! 894 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,749 Ciccio, what's written there? 895 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,038 - Egg Marsala! - Too bad, I wanted to get drunk. 896 01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:24,876 Franco: I have a toothache. It hurts like hell! 897 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:27,880 (RUSSIAN AGENTS CALLING) Turn off! 898 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:35,272 - They're gone. - Let's go this way. 899 01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,670 - Franco: Let's take more candles. - $ì. 900 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,993 - Ciccio: Turn on. - I have fun when I turn on. 901 01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:51,115 Ciccio, I always have a toothache! It had never happened to me. 902 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:53,717 And don't think about it, I told you! 903 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:58,796 - Where are we going? - There must be an exit there. You come! 904 01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:08,510 (OFFICERS SHOUT) 905 01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:19,479 - Ciccio, why did they flee? - They must have taken us for ghosts. 906 01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:22,360 - Meh! - Come over there. - Let's go... 907 01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,794 - But I didn't understand because they ran away. - Shh! 908 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:28,993 Here is another door. 909 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,998 - Ciccio: Let's hope so may it be the good door. - Let's hope so! 910 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,236 < Ciccio: Ouch! - But this door doesn't open! 911 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:38,879 Ciccio: Push! 912 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,995 But candles are no longer needed! 913 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:02,076 (EXPLOSION) 914 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:11,758 Franco: Wait for me! 915 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:15,078 (CICCIO AND FRANCO PANT) 916 01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:19,591 - How did it all explode? - They must have left the gas open. 917 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,875 Well, let's not think about it anymore. 918 01:15:20,960 --> 01:15:23,952 - But why is everyone angry with us? - What do I know! 919 01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,192 Ouch! Ouch! This tooth drives me crazy! 920 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:31,399 - And don't think about it! - And how do I do it? I have the tooth in my mouth! 921 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:35,151 - Ouch! Ouch! - What should I do? - I want to take it off. 922 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:38,596 - Yes? And where do you find the dentist? - Which dentist?! Are you a friend? 923 01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:41,678 - Yes. - A friend can be seen in pain and so you have to help me. 924 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:47,034 - Come, I'll take care of it. Come, come! - Take care, Cicciuzzo, take care... 925 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:54,636 - What do we do? Do we capture them? - Wait. Here they could escape us. 926 01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:57,678 - Certain. - Let's see first what they intend to do. 927 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,757 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 928 01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,274 And stay calm! 929 01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:05,993 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 930 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:08,754 (STARTING THE ENGINE) 931 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:11,109 - Are you there? < YES! 932 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,551 - I'm leaving! < Have a nice trip! 933 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,554 (FRANCO COMPLAINS. BRAKING) 934 01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:19,433 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 935 01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,437 - What? - The tooth remained in here! 936 01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:25,830 What can I do if you have a tooth like a head? 937 01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,354 And what's my fault? 938 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:30,080 - Wait! Come with me! - Where are you taking me? 939 01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:44,550 I don't understand what they are doing. 940 01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:48,118 It seems to me that they want to lompele a car. Step! 941 01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:51,557 - You think the time has come of intelvenile? < Ancola no. 942 01:16:52,680 --> 01:16:54,432 Now tell me what they do. 943 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,469 < I didn't know, say... They approached a tree. 944 01:16:57,760 --> 01:16:59,751 Ouch! Ouch! 945 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:02,150 - Get in! - Tooth killer! 946 01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:04,470 Ouch! Ciccio! 947 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,678 - The death penalty has been abolished! - Not yet in France. 948 01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:09,956 But I would like to express my last wishes. 949 01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:11,997 It's within your right, son. What do you want? 950 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:15,675 - Let me remove this disgusting tooth. - But that's what I'm doing! 951 01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:18,593 - Then hurry! - Are you ready? - Very ready! 952 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,910 Long live Palermo and Saint Rosalia! 953 01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,233 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 954 01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:26,716 Have faith! 955 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,713 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 01:17:33,473 It seems to me that one of the two please hang them! Step! 957 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,474 Magali! It would make our job easier! 958 01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,109 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 959 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,114 - What is it? - Aaah! 960 01:17:42,040 --> 01:17:43,553 Not the tooth, the foot! 961 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:48,757 The foot and the tooth! The tooth and the foot! 962 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,355 God damn me if I can figure it out. 963 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,357 Those two are completely unpredictable! 964 01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:00,956 Guys, eyes open! If they escape, the boss will make us pay dearly. 965 01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:03,156 But you're sure that this system works? 966 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:06,073 - It works, it works! - We were also missing our foot. 967 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:09,276 But what do you have to remove? the foot or the tooth? 968 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,271 - The tooth. - Then trust me! 969 01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,710 - I trust... - Are you ready? - Very ready! 970 01:18:13,840 --> 01:18:14,830 One,.. 971 01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:15,916 ..two.. 972 01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:17,634 ..and trel 973 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:21,430 (FRANCO SCREAMS. CHINESE SCREAMING) 974 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:27,196 Lispondi! My-Mao-Tung! My-Mao-Tung! Lispondi! 975 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,590 They understood the transmission. 976 01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:35,510 It must have happened to her something glave. 977 01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:40,115 Oh, you want to see them those two did it! 978 01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,194 Lots of them lolo! 979 01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:45,353 Ciccio, are you sure that this string holds? 980 01:18:45,720 --> 01:18:48,872 01:18:53,550 - Holds up! I'm a sea dog! < And I'm a wolf... 982 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:59,079 < Ouch! Ouch! - Have faith! I'm leaving! 983 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:03,670 Hey, the two pigeons take flight! Let's chase them with the motorboat! 984 01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:07,196 You have to get them before they arrive to the other shore, dead or alive! 985 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:09,556 I'll start it! (ENGINE SOUND) 986 01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,280 (FRANCO SCREAMS) 987 01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:23,954 Aaah! Aaah! Help! 988 01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:27,313 < Aaah! Aaah! Ciccio! 989 01:19:27,960 --> 01:19:30,110 (SHOT) 990 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,800 - Ciccio, what are they doing? < Nothing, they'll shoot you... 991 01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:37,595 (SHOT) 992 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:53,198 (SHOT) 993 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:08,716 - Ciccio: Run! Stronger! - How do I do it? Can't you see I made a hole? 994 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:11,918 - Come on! - And then I have too toothache and footache! 995 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,629 Franco: Excuse us. 996 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:22,439 - Priest: What ways! Watch out! - Ciccio: Go, go! - Reverend... 997 01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:29,232 Frank: There they are! Soon! 998 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:34,589 Ciccio: Where are you? 999 01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:40,517 - Lifeguard! Lifeguard! - Oh, what scoundrels! 1000 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:48,758 Frank: I didn't expect this gallery. 1001 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,394 They disappeared. 1002 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:00,554 - You over here, you over there! - Yes! 1003 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:03,469 My-Mao-Tung, what are you doing? Stupid cletine! 1004 01:21:03,640 --> 01:21:05,756 Where did they go? Lispondi! Lispondi! 1005 01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:07,758 They fled. The one with the tooth is limping. 1006 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:08,796 TO the speedboat! 1007 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:14,794 - Brad: Frank! - Huh? 1008 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,791 - Well? - I haven't seen them. 1009 01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:23,716 - They are not here. - Yet it's easy: one of the two is limping! Meh! 1010 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:28,190 I don't understand it. 1011 01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:33,313 < Frank: Hey! Look there! A priest is limping! 1012 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,514 Do you want to see that.... 1013 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:38,510 Hey! You two! Stop! 1014 01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:42,834 Stop! 1015 01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:46,396 - They stole our clothes! - Lifeguard! 1016 01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:51,554 ("I'M LOOKING FOR A BOY FOR A SUMMER DAY" FROM THE JUKE-BOX)) 1017 01:22:19,080 --> 01:22:21,117 - Do they want? - Four drinks. 1018 01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,676 They definitely have to be here at the factory. 1019 01:22:24,760 --> 01:22:26,671 I saw the Americans in their uniforms. 1020 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:31,073 If the cat is there, he wants it that the mouse is not far away. 1021 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,873 < Chinese: Where will the two mice go up? Let's look for them! 1022 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,312 There is a complication, however: I don't know them at all. 1023 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:42,199 - Me neither. - Beasts, you can't be wrong! 1024 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:44,189 It's very simple: 1025 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,712 ..did you understand My-Mao-Tung? 1026 01:22:46,840 --> 01:22:49,514 < The one with the tooth is limping, You will spot it right away! 1027 01:22:49,960 --> 01:22:52,793 01:22:54,871 ..as soon as we identified them.. 1029 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,913 ..I'd like to knock out her tooth to the one who limps. 1030 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,473 01:23:03,478 Let's start with the lotonda: 1032 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,474 ...keep your eyes open, you shouldn't miss it. 1033 01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:09,718 Spread out and hide if there is anyone who is limping. 1034 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:13,630 Well! 1035 01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:18,757 (IN THE BACKGROUND "I'M LOOKING FOR A BOY FOR A SUMMER DAY") 1036 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,994 Ah! 1037 01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:52,914 01:23:59,037 - No, it's not that. - Let's go! 1039 01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:10,797 Oh! Damn! 1040 01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:22,389 Chinese: Plego. 1041 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:26,994 < Aaah! 1042 01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:33,000 No nonsense. Come on, let's look for it again. 1043 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:35,194 Permission... 1044 01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:50,193 (AMERICANS SHOUT) 1045 01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:01,393 (BATHERS SHOUT) 1046 01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:03,709 < Aaah! 1047 01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:07,316 (NOISES OF SCRATCHING. SHOUTS) 1048 01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:16,475 Aaah! 1049 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:20,956 Aaah! 1050 01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:23,509 (SCRATCH NOISES) 1051 01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:07,239 Idiots! It's me! What are you up to? Don't you recognize me? 1052 01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:08,754 But you're limping! 1053 01:26:11,120 --> 01:26:13,555 Ah, I understand! 1054 01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:17,674 Here they are! 1055 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:22,237 (LITURGICAL MELODY IN BACKGROUND) 1056 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,912 It's them! Hey, Joe! 1057 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:38,389 It's ours! 1058 01:26:40,200 --> 01:26:42,510 Ciccio, are you sure that this dentist is good? 1059 01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:45,991 Don't worry. Don Vincenzo he assured me it was the best. 1060 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:47,275 - That's better. - Let's go in. 1061 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,397 Ouch! Ouch! 1062 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,791 Franco: Those damned people have me ruined all the teeth! 1063 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,359 Assistant: Please take a seat. 1064 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:57,432 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 1065 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,155 The gentleman can take his seat in this chair. 1066 01:27:03,240 --> 01:27:05,550 Thank you, sit down, I'll get off at the next stop. 1067 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:08,553 - Shut up! - How? - Don't worry, he's a bit stupid. 1068 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:11,154 Ah, I understand. The doctor he will come right away. With permission. 1069 01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:12,389 Until we meet again! 1070 01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:14,595 Sit down. 1071 01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:17,115 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 1072 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:23,400 Don't worry! It won't happen to you nothing! Do you want to understand? 1073 01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:25,596 (FRANCO COMPLAINS) 1074 01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,478 Ciccio: Here's the do -- 1075 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:29,395 The do -- 1076 01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:41,313 - Guess who I am. - Ciccio, don't make jokes. 1077 01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:43,039 Cu-cu, you're seven! 1078 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:47,152 (FRANCO SCREAMS)